Grocery Shopping

I’ve developed some rules for myself regarding grocery shopping:

  1. Keep a grocery list and use it:
    Keep a grocery list someplace. My wife picks up paper tablets with a magnet on the back — so it’s always on the side of the fridge. It could be in a drawer or a notebook — just keep it someplace where it’s handy and always in the same place.When you notice you’re about to run out of something, put it on the list.Try to think about what you’re going to have for meals in the coming week. Got the stuff you need? If not, put it on the list.When you go grocery shopping, take the damned list. Try to avoid buying impulse items if you can. (Impulse doughnuts are okay, though.)
  2. Coupons and Sale items:
    You can save an appreciable amount and look for sale items or use coupons. If something I use is on sale, I’ll often buy it at the sale price and put it in the pantry until needed. Stuff like mustard, ketchup, spaghetti sauce, canned vegetables, etc.Sure, maybe it’s only $3 or $4 per week in savings, but think about the total over a year: That’s $150 – $200, and that will buy you a lot of beer at Christmastime.
  3. Store brands can be a good deal:
    Generic brands or store brands are usually about as good as name-brand stuff. If your kids complain about the peanut butter, for example, use a black marker and write “Peter Pan” on the label.

20-Minute Meal: Pork Chops, Rice, Peas

Cook pork chops on your George Foreman Grill
(if you have one), or fry them in a pan. Cooking time: About 15-20 min (if thin). Heat peas in microwave, very low power, for 15 min. (my microwave has power settings from 1 (lo) to 9 (high) — I use power level 2 for 15 min.). Cook rice (I use Knorr flavored rice — this time it was cheese & broccoli.

About 20 minutes later, the meal is ready:

P.s. And the nice thing about the George Foreman grill: It’s non-stick. You can clean it with a wet paper cloth. That means less time spent washing dishes, and you can use that saved time to plan tomorrow’s dinner. Or have a beer.

Making Washing Dishes Easier (And Cleaner): Presoak, Use Bleach To Get Rid Of Stains On Plastic Storage Containers

Washing dishes:

Use the dishwasher if you have one: It makes life easier.

Or even if you have a dishwasher, wash them by hand if you’re looking for a bit of martyrdom.

Sometimes when you finish washing dishes, there’s still some gunk on them.

Tip: Presoak the dishes & silverware..
I put just a little bit of water on the plates and leave them on the counter for a little while, and I let the silverware soak in water. This loosens up all the gunk and the dishes will come out clean, after washing. Then you won’t have to use your fingernails to scrape off those bits of hardened gunk before putting the dishes away..

Tip 2: Go with an alternative: Paper plates & plastic forks.
If she objects, tell her all the dishes & silverware are soaking for a couple of days.


Here’s another dishwashing tip:
Getting rid of stains on plastic storage containers.

Sometimes plastic containers get stained and diswashing won’t remove the stain (happens with spaghetti sauce, etc.).

Tip 3: Fill the container with soapy water and a little bit of bleach.
Let it sit for an hour or so. The bleach will usually remove the stain.

Here’s the bowl after soaking it with soapy water & bleach:

Option: Save yourself some time, trouble, and 3¢ worth of bleach: Just throw away the dirty bowl.

 

Tips For Baking A Cake

Cakes aren’t too difficult.
You need a bowl, a mixer, cake mix, eggs, water, vegetable oil.
You mix it up, pour it in a pan (I spray it with “Pam”)  and bake it for half an hour or so.
Then you put on some icing (you can buy it in a can).
Tip: Let the cake cool before applying the icing or it’ll look like a torn-up football field (BTDT).

Then boom: You’re a hero!

Here are a few tips for baking a cake:
1. I prefer Duncan Hines over Betty Crocker cake mixes (better taste, more moist).
2. You can’t hurry it up by turning on the broiler.
That burns the top of the cake (BTDT).
3. If the finished product looks a little sloppy, that’s good:
You don’t want them to come to expect perfection.

Here’s a cake I baked today: White cake doctored up with strawberries & vanila, according to the Cake Doctor recipe book.

I’ve put a few notes on the picture:
- If the icing doesn’t look great, that’s good (keep her expectations low).
- Leave some extra icing smeared on the plate, giving it a little bit of a messy look.

Oh, and remember to turn off the oven (that is, if you remembered to turn it on).

Washing The Sheets

Sheets should not be washed by leaving them on the bed and bringing in the pressure washer. (They then take forever to dry.)

Take them outside if you’re going to pressure wash them.

Or use the washing machine.
Tip: Use some fabric softener (read the label).

If you find her socks buried between the sheets:

You have three choices:

1. Wash them with the sheets.

2. Fold them neatly and place them on the bed.

3. Wad them into a ball and put them in between the sheets.

Note: If you choose Option 3, you have nobody but yourself to blame for the consequences.

Google Has Some Good Stuff Which Can Help You


Google Voice:
You can get a free phone number at Google Voice. (You need a gmail e-mail account.)

Why?
Because with Google Voice you can:

  • Use it as your answering machine. If you can’t take a call that comes in, Google Voice acts like an answering machine and allows the caller to record a message. AND Google Voice will send you an e-mail to let you know you got a message (with a rough transcript and a link to hear it).
  • Screen your calls: You can set it up so that the caller is asked to state their name, then it rings your phone and you hear them say their name before you answer.( It gets rid of a lot of telemarketers.)
  • Transfer to another phone: If you’re going to be away, like on vacation if you ever take one, you can forward the Google Voice to another number (e.g., your cell phone, your mother-in-law or a local bar where everybody knows your name).

Note: You can also make VoIP calls (phone calls via the internet) through your gmail account. You’ll need a microphone and (optional) a headset to use it. Log into your gmail account and in the left column you’ll see “Call phone”.

Google Calendar:
It’s nice because you can schedule advance appointments (doctor’s visit, anniversary, birthdays) and it will send you an advance e-mail reminder (you can set how far in advance–a week, a day, a couple of hours). It will help you to never forget the anniversary (or her birthday) again.

Vinegar For Cleaning: Who Knew?

This web page has some tips for using vinegar, including stuff like this:

Clean the microwave by mixing 1/2 cup white distilled vinegar and 1/2 cup water in a microwave-safe bowl. Bring it to a rolling boil inside the microwave. Baked-on food will be loosened, and odors will disappear. Wipe clean.

To shine chrome sink fixtures that have a lime buildup, use a paste made of 2 tablespoons salt and 1 teaspoon white distilled vinegar.

Make your own scouring cleanser by combining 1/4 cup baking soda with 1 tablespoon liquid detergent. Add just enough white distilled vinegar to give it a thick but creamy texture.

Remove mineral deposits from coffee makers with white distilled vinegar. Fill the water reservoir with 1 cup or more of white distilled vinegar and run it through a whole cycle. Run it once or twice more with plain water to rinse clean. (Check the owners’ manual first.)
[Are they nuts? Who reads the owners' manual?]

There are some more cleaning tips at the “Links” page.

Use A Panini Press To Make Great Grilled Sandwiches

If you’ve been to Panera Bread, you’ve probably seen panini sandwiches. They’re grilled, hot, with ridges on the grilled bread. It makes ordinary grilled sandwiches look like that girl in high school that nobody would date.

A panini grill/press is a great way to make a quick meal that people will like. Add some chips, or a side (potato salad, beans, etc.) and you’ve got a good quick meal.

I’ve used ours to grill tuna salad (grill, then open the sandwich & add a slice of tomato, maybe some lettuce), grilled ham & cheese.

Here are some panini recipes.

Vacuuming: Take A Close Look, Guys

I hate vacuuming, so I procrastinate.

When I finally start to trip over the debris lying on the floor, I grudgingly drag out the vacuum and vacuum the house.

I learned yesterday that my vacuuming efforts have been monitored. My wife told me she noticed a small bit of stuff on the floor in the bedroom. She noticed it was there after I vacuumed, long ago.  After I ran the vacuum a few days ago, she finally told me that she had been checking to see if it was gone. It had remained there for four weeks, she said.

Learned: Be more thorough when vacuuming.

Learned: I am being monitored. ;)